Little Joy

Little Joy does not have open mic nights but there are shows there on Monday and Thursday nights.  One of the Thursday night hosts is also a bartender there and she is super cool.  The bathroom at little joy is cool.  It is nice, it is clean.  There are multiple stalls and there isn’t usually a line.  It seems like the bathroom of a hip place.  Maybe that’s because it is the bathroom of a hip place.  The weird thing is, one night this blogger was patronizing little joy and I was washing my hands and there was a sign advertising these really awesome drink specials.  $3 shots or something that I really wanted.  I don’t remember exactly what.  A friend and I were JACKED for these drink specials.  It was the right day too on the flyer somehow like we lucked out.  Then we went in and ordered the drinks and the bartender very nicely explained that those were the drink specials for a different bar down the street. I am just very unclear still on this whole idea.  Maybe I misheard him or something but it doesn’t really make sense to me at all that a bar would advertise for cheaper drinks at at different location. I think he tried to explain why.  I don’t really remember.  I know it's the same owner, it's just weird- like little joy does well but the Holloway is struggling so they want to somehow get the people from little joy to go to the Holloway? They aren't that far from each other, maybe they could get a shuttle going instead of bathroom ads. I do remember he was nice and a good bartender.    If anyone has any idea about this please please let me know.  I’ve deducted a poo emoji due to this, but if we can get to the bottom of it I will adjust my rating.  Anyway its always clean in there and blah blah I don’t like the electric hand dryer but I don’t take off points for that cause its more of a personal preference thing. I’d sit down. Also little joy bathrooms always have writing on the walls. One time someone wrote "sluts are cool" which was awesome, but the photo below was the clear winner, truly how I feel every time I walk into trendy little joy. 

 


4/5 Smiley Poos

4/5 Smiley Poos

None of us do.  

None of us do.  

Comedy Store Belly Room

You know you really need to get laid if you’re brushing your teeth in the Belly Room Bathroom during the Show Up Go Up (Sunday Nights).  I’ve done it.  I admittedly don’t go to the store a lot, like I said, I’m trying.  Most of the shows I go to are in the Belly Room as well as the Sunday Night mic which is also in the Belly Room as I previously stated.  I think I’ve used another restroom here but I don’t really remember it.  I like the Belly Room bathroom because the Belly Room is all the way upstairs and it’s nice that you don’t really have to exit the show or mic to use the facilities.  It seems gross for some reason and I’m not sure why.  Just like everything seems a little damaged or old.  I think one handle of the sink wasn’t working that time I brushed my teeth there and I had to use hot water to brush, which I’ve never really done before.  I’d like to thank Mitzi for the experience.  Everything was clean and mostly working, so I guess its fine.  Face it, I felt comfortable brushing my teeth there so I can’t give it less than 3 poop emojis.


3/5 Smiley Poos

3/5 Smiley Poos


Milk Bar

Milk Bar is the Silverlake Lounge of San Francisco except they have more booked shows and less open mics. It's supposed to be a music place but they started getting comedians in there and it's pretty tight. It seems like a lot of comics hang out there. Anyway they have drinks and I don't know if it's a reference to Harvey Milk or not. I'm actually just a visitor. I used the bathroom here a bunch because I was getting a lot of drinks bought by SF comics such as Stokes and Scott Simpson. People do that to out of towners. I like it. Anyway, the bathroom here is ok, the main issue I take with it is that being from out of town I was a gal on the go and it was hard to do my makeup in there with the red lighting (again, very Silverlake lounge). I assume I looked like a clown on stage. Also the hand dryer thing is busted as hell and has a sign on it to please press the button lightly, which makes me think people are wilding out in there on the regular. It was clean tho and didn't have a line. Did not sit down.

4/5 Smiley Poos

4/5 Smiley Poos