Bigfoot Lodge

Bigfoot lodge has a show called Babe Island which is one of my favorite comedy shows. The hosts are cool and funny and one time I got David Gborie in trouble at another bar and he was really cool about it. Also Fritz was there that time and he said something like "you're ok, kid" which was nice of him. Fritz is like our Marc Maron of our time. Everyone wants his respect. Anyway they book good people and they even let me be on it once. A lot of comedians hang out there after the show and some other nights too. It's a popular hangout. One time I saw this one guy I super respect there but I didn't introduce myself and I regret it. The bathroom at this bar must be covered in tears.  Every time my friends come to this bar someone ends up crying in there. One time I cried in there cause some old out of town comic said something mean about women off stage and I was all "man why" and he was all "its funny" and I was all "ugh I'm going to cry now" like a woman would, you know?  It was a really long streak of me for not crying, like 5 or 6 days. I was mad that guy ruined it. I've also cried in there from women being mean to other women which happens too and I wish it wouldn't. The bar and bathroom are both set up for crying. There are two patios and you can see when people look in and then choose the other patio 'cause they don't like whoever was on the first one. There are two stalls and the hand dryer makes a lot of noise so it covers your sobs from being heard on the outside. The stall to your right when you walk in has a little more room in case you want to cry in partners. Recently the soap machine wasn't working so they had hand sanitizer. But if you wet your hands before you put on the sanitizer it doesn't really work and it makes your hands all wet. I'm not sure how the bartenders there keep their hands clean to cut fruit and such. Maybe they use the men's room exclusively. Anyway it is a cool bathroom and I think I've sat down on the seat, mid sob.

 4/5 Smiley Poos

4/5 Smiley Poos