The Hollywood Improv is one of my favorite comedy clubs to perform at! Sometimes they have me in the Lab there and it's such a nice time. I like this bathroom because it's a comedy club, so it's not some bullshit bathroom with some whack ass arrangement. It's also nothing to write home about. The main thing I love about this bathroom is that it's the bathroom for not only the Lab, but also for the main room customers as well as customers of the bar. The best part about this is, if a bathroom-goer dips into the loo, odds are there's going to be a couple other women in there talking about what's happening wherever they are hanging out, and the bathroom-goer can eavesdrop and get the 411. This is really important especially because I've overheard some really fun stuff in the bathroom. One time I was peeing, even sat down with a liner and all, and a couple ladies were in there talking and one of the gals was all giddy and she squealed, "I'm totally going to fuck Marc Maron." It was just hilarious because so many women think they are going to fuck Marc Maron. And don't get me wrong, I'm sure he fucks a lot of them, but like, it's not exactly a feat to brag about in the bathroom. Maybe after you did it you could be excited in the bathroom, idk. I'm pretty sure Marc had a girlfriend at the time, but what do I know? I mean, it's Marc Maron. He's cool and funny and everything, but he goes through girlfriends faster than I go through sleeves of Girl Scout Cookies. Does he even fuck good? Please advise. I don't wanna be too hard on Marc here, because I do like his comedy and his show, but like, yeah IDK about fucking him. Seems like a bit of a nightmare. Cat guy. That's the fun thing about making the trek out to Hollywood. You get to share a bathroom with a girl who really doesn't care if Marc is good in bed, she just wants to fuck any guy that's on a billboard. I love it also because I wonder if, in the men's room, the guys talk about which girl comics they think are funny. Like a role reversal thing. The girls are all "oh yeah look at that fuckable old guy" while the guys swap beauty tips and say "I really loved that one girl's joke about feminism." I know it's not true but, when this bathroom-nista is peeing at the Improv, it almost seems within the realm of possibility. Hey, a girl can dream, right? Anyway the bathroom is always clean and stocked, the lighting is a bit bright for my taste but I'm not going to take off points for that since it seems like a personal preference thing. There's not usually a wait, which means they've figured out the toilet to customer ratio just right. It would normally be a three but I'm adding a smiley poo for the fact that you can overhear other people's stupid conversations about which male comics are bangable after fifty. Four poop emojis!